There’s a lot of things you do for good a good session of lovemaking. You try something new, you purchase personal lubricants, and you explore new accessories like S&M Blindfold. But sometimes, you should watch out for things that are a big no-no in the bedroom. And although this is by no-means a complete list, it does contain the major-est of major blunders from which you can save yourself and your partner the next time you get cosy.
So, here are 3 massive orgasm-killers that we caution you to stay away from.
1. Talking About Your Encyclopedia-like Knowledge Of Mating
"Relax, it's not your own private talk show."
2. Having Your Pet In The Bedroom When You Are ‘DOING IT’
You may have the cutest cat/dog in town and you both may love him/her a lot. But you don’t have to keep your pet around to watch you guys. C’mon. It’s downright creepy.
"Do you really want this when you are "doing it?"
3. NOT SHOWING INTEREST
We know that stress is a major deal these days. We all work very hard, we all get our share of (and sometimes other people’s share of) stress but it’s particularly bad when you take that to your bed. Seeing that your partner is tired is a gigantic buzz kill. If you are exhausted, say that before anything starts. Communicate to your partner in a way that they understand. But don’t yawn when your partner is trying to get it on.
"If you are tired, say so. Don't yawn when your partner gets it on"
There are plenty more things that must never be done in the bedroom. A few honourable mentions:
Discussing Babies
If you are planning to have a baby, resist the urge of talking about it when you two are in the middle of it. It’s just super weird. Some people get totally freaked out by it. Your partner can too.
Talking About Housework
Even if you two share housework, lovemaking time is not the right time to talk about dirty dishes or dusting the artefacts in the living room.
Talking Too Much
Some people just won’t stop talking. While dirty talk is great in bed, going on about random things is a mood killer. Save the talk for later. For now, just enjoy the lovemaking.
Crying
Odds are you’ve already experienced some of these things. But regardless of that, knowing these 3 things can help you to not repeat your mistake.